Sunday, July 5, 2009

WHICH IS FASTESTS

Four applicants from Cambridge, Yale, MIT & Kala Kabir from Dhaka University were to be interviewed for a prestigious job. One common question was asked to all 4 of them.


INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?

YALE guy: Its light, Nothing can travel faster than light

HARVARD Guy: It's the Thought; b'cos thought is so fast it comes instantly
in your mind.

MIT guy: Its Blink, you can blink and its hard to realize you blinked

Kala Kabir: Its Loose motion

INTERVIEWER: (Shocked to hear Kala's reply, asked) "WHY"?

Kala Kabir: Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the
worst stomach cramps, and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE
LIGHTS, it was over!!!!

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